sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Text me some of your sweat
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