i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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