we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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