I CAN MOONWALK!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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