Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My nipple is on Facebook.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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