you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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