grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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