we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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