There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
