Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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