Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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