Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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