I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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