So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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