Non-Jews are for practice
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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