i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
