Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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