this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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