No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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