She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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