my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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