Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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