hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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