All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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