I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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