You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Dick very happy bro
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