How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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