Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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