Umm I'm too high to move.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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