Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
