did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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