Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how can u be prego again
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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