You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
