Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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