It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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