its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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