Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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