next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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