I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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