pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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