Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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