Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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