You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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