just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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