I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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