I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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