I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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