So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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