i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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