I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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