she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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