You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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