So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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