Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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