You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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